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No Really It Is

jojen appreciation week: day 4 - favourite season/book
Season 3/A Storm of Swords


space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence



"October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds."
— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via brianmalik)

Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name:
    Sabina
  2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal):
    Navy Seal (omg)
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Adele Hillcrest
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name): 
    Dirad
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Blue Pillow
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Ginger

"No, no, no, no, no. You lot have been watching much too much Star Wars. James is DEFINITELY Harry’s father. Doesn’t everybody Harry meets say ‘you look just like your father’? And hasn’t Dumbledore already told Harry that Voldemort is the last surviving descendent of Salazar Slytherin? Just to clarify - this means that Harry is NOT a descendent of Salazar Slytherin."

J.K. Rowling when addressing the rumor that “Voldemort is Harry’s real father/grandfather/close relative of some description

I don’t think any of you understand just how much that “DEFINITELY” gives me life. Like when Jo says “definitely,” all I see is “sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sEX”

(via comealongraggedypond)


Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.


Put some skates on, be your own hero.


halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN


Tell me which god/goddess I’m the child of

perce:

Bonus brownie points for why